10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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