10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls