10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.