10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow