10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.