10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Those eggs smell delicious!
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.