10 Random Poker Quotes

• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss