10 Random Poker Quotes

I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
in the poker game of life women are the rake
It's Free To Fold...
The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
"Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
"I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.