10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.