10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz