10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- It's Free To Fold...
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.