10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.