10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe