10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Fook the floosh droo!
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson