10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977