10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels