10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Fook the floosh droo!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A