10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.