10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986