10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is for loners.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.