10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd