10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.