10 Random Poker Quotes

Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
It's Free To Fold...
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
"That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
The all-in play works everytime but once.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe