10 Random Poker Quotes

• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels