10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger