10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers