10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."