10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Welcome to kicker school
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?