10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."