10 Random Poker Quotes

• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright