10 Random Poker Quotes

Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
Never educate a stupid poker player.
Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Why not, when some because there are three.
If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.