10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician