10 Random Poker Quotes

• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.