10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.