10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- It's Free To Fold...
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!