10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.