10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger