10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon