10 Random Poker Quotes

• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.