10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?