10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.