10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.