10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.