10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim