10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves