10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.