10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.