10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A