10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.