10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)